Found on the Facebook page for a local newspaper covering the verdict in the Fort Hood shooting trial. This might just be an epic troll, (oh Weird Wilbur! You're just so darn weird!) but in case it's not—
I hereby would like to voice my support for this campaign! This is the only way we can fight back!
When arresting terrorists, instead of interrogating them, officers should see if their 'hips don't lie.' If they don't, all criminals everywhere should be free to go! Because my hips don't lie! I'm a real American patriot! Only terrorist Mooslims have hips that lie!
INVOKE SHAKIRA LAW NOW! SIGN MY PETITION AND SUPPORT THIS!
AMERICAN HIPS DON'T LIE!