... I'm currently watching TV with my mom. Did you guise know there are SO MANY ADS for phone sex hotlines on certain cable networks at 1 AM? Like, lots of them. They play repeatedly.
Anyways, I know that now... and so does my mom :-/
ETA: OH GOOD GOD WHY AREN'T EITHER OF US CHANGING THE CHANNEL OR TURNING OFF THE TV WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE PRETENDING THAT WE DON'T NOTICE BUT WE OBVIOUSLY BOTH NOTICE WHAT IS WRONG WITH US???