It’s true. I is. Want your furtune telled by the Ballbegum? Babblegum? I refuse to corrent the typing.

You have 20 minutes to get your questions in before this wine kicks in and throws me under the covers for the night.

Ask me a question and I will answer with the future. It may be rwong though, no give backs. Take backs.

EDITED TO ADD SOMETHING I FORGOT: I fortgot to add that I will answer with only one question. I mean word. I will answer with only one word to your question. That’s the rules, so sue me. Bye.