Wow. This Mommy-to-be brings self-absorbed to a whole new level. She actually sent out cards to everyone who was invited but did not attend her shower, with an awful little poem and a list of stores where they could buy her spawn something.
We're sorry you missed the shower!
There was fun and games to be had
The food and drinks not too bad
The loot was a plenty
But we looked high and low and found none from you
Not even a shiny penny!
Babies need a lot
Of this fact we all know
So we've included some shops below!
If none are to your liking, and that we understand
Then grab a pen and get to writing
For checks are to our liking!
And if that wasn't bad enough, she sent out another poem to people who DID attend, but did not buy something off her wish list, demanding another present to "fix your situation".
We loved seeing you at the shower
Remember how the gifts they did tower?
We sorted them for hours
Upon sifting and sorting we noticed something amiss
For your gift didn't match the list
To fix your situation we listed our stores below
But a check could also help us flow!
I think fixing the situation involves erasing this woman from your contacts.
Now as anyone who reads the Annoying In Law saga knows, I am no stranger to people with entitlement issues, but this one blew me away.
I feel sorry for the kid.