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Bad Kid Stories

One thing remains true no matter what: kids are jerks. Even the good kids like to test boundaries every once in a while. So I ask you this: What's the worst thing you ever did as a child? Did you get caught? If so, what was your punishment?

I was a boring kid, but I ditched class on the last day of 7th grade with a couple friends. A school administrator caught us, my friend made up some bs story about how she felt sick so we were there helping her out, and we got kicked out of school. What kind of punishment was that?! I went home, watched some daytime TV, and my friends in art class called me at home to ask if it was true. My parents just passively stayed mad at the school for kicking out a good kid like me.


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