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Bad Santa

OMG Bad Santa is on Starz now!

Best Christmas movie ever. Totally got jobbed in the competition here. Wait till next year!

Kid: Your beard's not real.

Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Kid: How come?

Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Kid: Mrs. Santa?

Willie: No it was her sister.


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