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Baker: Jesus Would Not Make Same Sex Wedding Cake Either

Baker is 100 percent correct. Jesus handles the wine at weddings if Baker knew the New Testament he would know that.


Jesus would bring in lots of cases of bottled water then convert half to red wine and the other half to white. He would then tell the baker to make two same sex wedding cakes one that goes with white wine the other to go with red wine. Jesus would then say “what you do for the least of my brothers you do for me, this couple is in love rejoice in that, making a cake is the physical embodiment of love and rejoice in makiing it.’

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