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Balloons: Threat or Menace

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Balloons should be banned, or at least illegal to distribute to children under.... I don’t know, 35.


They float around all cute and floaty, but then they float up to the ceiling or suddenly loose all their air or pop loudly and trigger a super-duper meltdown.

To be fair, I was probably due a major meltdown, since the last one happened while I was out of town.

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