I've had enough of you people, so here is a list of reasons why the able-bodied should be BANNED forever.
1. You don't get the fuck out of my way way, ever. Even though I could destroy your ankles with a flick of my joystick.
2. You steal the elevators when you don't need them
3. You think you're the first one to make a "get snow tires joke" EVERY TIME
4. You laugh at your own joke when you call me "wheels"
5. When I ask you guys to open the door, you press the (obviously broken, dummy,) button for me
6. You ask me where you can buy a wheelchair because it looks cool
7. You think something it still accessible if it has a small bump to get in
8. You say you're lazy too so you should have a chair
9. You think I sleep in my wheelchair
10. Because I'm plotting world domination, one wheelie at a time