It's no big surprise that Barbie can carry on a decent conversation. SHE JUST DIDNT FEEL LIKE IT BEFORE! But for some reason this is news. God.

I was born the same year as Barbie, y'all. The truly important news is the articulated ankles.

The last article I read regarding age-appropriate dressing instructed me that since Barbie and I were both born in 1959, we should be wearing pressed jeans with sensible pumps.

Fuck you, Skipper!