Just experienced what may be the skeeziest street harassment of my life, woo!
Me: *walks dog down sidewalk, minds own business*
Surprisingly non-creepy looking man who is old enough to be my grandfather: "I wish you'd let me walk YOU like that."
BARF-TASTIC SCORE: 97/100 VOMITS. WELL DONE, SKEEZY OLD MAN.
ETA: Wow, Kinja, way to eat 3/4 of the comments. I know you're having a rough day and all, but damn.