Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

Bathroom "instructions"

I work at a state job. This is the first time I’ve ever ventured away from nonprofits and it’s been quite a culture shock to say the least. Everyone is very formal and weird, but not in a good way.

Last week I went to the bathroom and saw this sign. I checked and it was inside each stall. I took it down. That kind of shit pisses me off to an irrational degree. I took all of them down. They went back up a few days later. I took those down too. I’m just waiting for the email about it. I was talking to one of the few cool people about why the state was following me into the bathroom. He said that passive aggression doesn’t have any boundaries and it will gladly follow you into the bathroom. I want to make that my email signature (another thing that’s very popular here).

Illustration for article titled Bathroom instructions

Share This Story

Get our newsletter