The Rand Paul story on the mainpage has a couple of posters vying for the gold medal in stupidity, and they're each giving it everything they've got!

Soooo...what we need to do here is to try to declare a winner. Here are our choices:

99Burners: http://jezebel.com/is-plagiarism-…

Yintros: http://jezebel.com/sorry-senator-…

The polls are now open!