(I am halfway through season 3. No spoilers, please! Though dramatic hints are acceptable.)

1. Why are there no cute boy Cylons? All the lady Cylons are super hot, and all the dude Cylons are super meh.

2. Is it just me, or is the mythology stuff really boring? Like, I am a Classicist. Officially the most nerdy class of person RE: classical mythology. I do it professionally. Yet on this show, it interests me not at all.

3. Tricia Helfer is one of my favorite parts of the show, but I cannot take her seriously as a robot because she says "nucular" instead of "nuclear." That wasn't a question.

Disclaimer: This is a show I should like. It has all the components—well-written characters, especially female characters, space, guns/explosions, hot people—and yet, I have had a really hard time getting into it. Am I alone?