*sigh*

Dear Melania:

Besides being a hyper-hypocritical, hypercompetitive attempt at simultaneous infringement and one-upmanship (and you really need More and Different People, because whoever keeps telling you it is a good idea to try to rip off Michelle and believe you won’t be called on it really needs to be fired) here is a host of some of the best descriptions of more context for why this idea is TERRIBLE as well as LATE and you should FEEL TERRIBLE and get a BAD GRADE for it because you KEEP CHEATING. Just like your TERRIBLE HUSBAND. Which makes you an INCREDIBLE HYPOCRITE. STAHP.

Love, Rooo As Well As Lots of the Cool People On Twitter, Including At Least One Pulitzer-Prize Winning Columnist and One Congressman, So Really – Try Not To Ever Do This Kind Of Thing Again Because If You Do, We Will Catch You The Next Time Too and If I Were You I Would Be *Sick* Of It By Now But The Only Way It Will Stop Is If You Stop Trying It!!

 #EyesOnYourOWNPaper

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