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Beach teeth? What parts of my fucking body ARE deemed worthy of the beach nowadays, Monica?

I understand that marketing departments are pretty good at targeting what we feel insecure about, but beach teeth? Especially after a million think pieces have been written about how the concept of the “beach body” is not okay. “Beach teeth” just made me laugh.

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My husband joked that the next thing will be “Beach Inner Ear.”

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