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Beach teeth

Beach teeth? What parts of my fucking body ARE deemed worthy of the beach nowadays, Monica?

I understand that marketing departments are pretty good at targeting what we feel insecure about, but beach teeth? Especially after a million think pieces have been written about how the concept of the “beach body” is not okay. “Beach teeth” just made me laugh.

My husband joked that the next thing will be “Beach Inner Ear.”


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