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Been on Dating Site for 24 hours-Great Match Alert! Updated.

Holy Batman/Iron Man! Sweet guy alert! And cute as well! Smart! Whaaaaat? This is me?

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Giddy as Gidget. Like, I'm going to dance on the beach. He's genuinely interesting, kind, and cool. I don't know where this will go, but we have a high match percentage. He doesn't smoke, but I'm trying to quit (I guess) eventually. But he didn't call me out on it. Finally!

I'm going to try to make my profile better. Because it's hella lame right now. I couldn't think of anything to write. So basically I just talk about school. I don't know what that says about me, except that I'm very young. Which I guess guys like. Also my pictures.

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And another guy messaged me with the cliche "how are you still single?", but I checked him out and he seems really sweet. Well written too. So, I'm giving him a chance.

I may be thinking ahead too much, but-I'm ashamed to say I haven't had sex in 4/5 years. Freaked out during the first time. It hasn't come up yet, which is a good sign. But I'm dreading the whole thing. I may be a bit paranoid. And...I used my VV email. I hope he doesn't go on GT, but he's probably googled me by now. Damnit!

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Update: Talking to the "how are you still single?" guy. Um, he's coming on a bit strong, and seems like one of those "nice guys". I donno, he seems like a gentleman. I have no idea how to weed out the weridos or tell someone no. Damnit!

Update 2: SCARED HIM OFF WITH COCKTAILS!

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