Hey guys. I'm doing a themed Behind Closed Ovens this week, and I'm looking for peoples' help with very brief, very specific stories. Specifically, I'm looking for dumb questions customers have asked. I've got good ones from floreat and Everything is Shiny, and a couple of my own, but I could use some more help. Again, not looking for long stories; just for really brief things I can throw together for this.
If you have them, PLEASE DO NOT POST THEM IN THE COMMENTS HERE. E-mail them to WilyUbertrout@gmail.com. Thank you!