The ugliest shoe that has ever existed.

There I was, minding my own business on my commute this morning, when a wild Bay Marketing Email appears. Shoes are on sale. Why not have a gander. What I was not expecting was to have my eyeballs assaulted. And these abominations are originally priced at $120! This is the stuff I want to warn my daughters about.

Unrelated: who schedules a meeting during lunch hour? We're in the same timezone.