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Being A DD

I am not much of a drinker. I don't like being drunk. I like drinking, but not enough to want to go out and get all messed up. So I am a convenient DD for my friends. While I'm happy that I can take care of the drunk people, it is freaking exhausting. Between me and the other DD for the group, we've had to corral six other people. This has involved failing to keep everyone in one place, and subsequently trying to bribe the group with a trip to Denny's. I hope that I get some good sleep tonight, because my god.

Drunk thought of the night: Star Destroyer vs The Enterprise. Go.


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