I gotta say that I like kids a lot but if I had some, I'd have a really hard time having to watch Caillou and not wanting to throw my shoe through the television because that little kid bugs the shit out of me. His voice is annoying. His face is annoying. His clothes is annoying. His sister is annoying. I mean, the lessons of being helpful and stuff are nice but he's so annoying.

On the other hand, I'd want to totally live in the world with Little Bear and other polite Victorian bears. The dilemmas are similar—things like hanging out with grandma and looking for a lost jar of jelly but so much more artfully done. What about you guys?