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Bonernator heard me cackling at an episode of “Two Dope Queens” in which Phoebe Robinson talks about wanting to sell champagne flutes that say “white male tears.” So he called up Things Remembered and had them engrave a pair for me! I was so excited that even my mom remarked “you look so happy. That’s rare.” Okay.

(Ignore the glare and sweet potatoes in the background.)


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