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Best school announcement ever!

I just got this email, guys, and I’m rolling. Had to share with you:


As many are aware, there is a mating pair of geese that have taken up residence between ——— Hall east and the Bookstore. Once a goose lays an egg we are prohibited by law from disturbing the geese or their nest. The male goose is aggressively guarding the nest and the female.


Please find an alternate route through this area or be prepared to be challenged. The incubation period is around 28 days, so we can expect this situation to continue for more than the next month. The grounds department has erected a snow fence to shield the geese from passers-by, but there is no way to prevent interaction.

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