So someone in the greys on a Jezebel article was all "Asians totally have it better than Whites" and I was all "nuh uh" and they were all "yeah huh" and I was like "here are some graphs from that article that you allegedly read that disagree with that" and they were all "well here is my graph I found about how Asians make more per week than Whites (unless you are female of course)" and I was all "ugh why did I think reasoning with this grey person would work at all wait…hang on a sec" and then searched and OMG totally found the graph they found in its actual context and it was completely about the harmfullness of the model minority myth (and also Glee, hilariously) and then I told them that and quoted like half the article at them and then I was like, shoot, that's the best ending possible it's fucking poetic I can't even keep arguing that'd be like having Hamlet wake up and become a florist.

I AM ON FIRE.

GIVE ME HIGH FIVE GIFS.