The Divine Miss M.
"How long have you been divine?"
"I've never changed my tune. Started in 1967, showed up tonight."
I have a special fondness for her, as she's from the Hawaii folks generation just before mine. But she can do no wrong in my book, ever.
Go buy her book, "A View From A Broad." It's still a great read.
"What would you say to your younger self, if you could say something?"
"I would say 'Hang on, it's gonna be a helluva ride.' That's what I'd say."