GF: Yeah right. Any more cheese.
Background. My mother made sandwiches using french bread. Looked a bit like this. So I was eating it with both hands. My mother also put pieces of cheese on the plate. It looked like this but white and a few more. I was eating and watching tv when BF leapt up grabbed the cheese and jumped down.
Me: I was going to eat the cheese next. Why did you grab it.
BF: Hands were not on cheese thus did not think you would eat it.
Me: You mean right that second.
GF: Father she took advantage of you.
Me: BF that was wrong. Do not do that again.
My mother entering room with her plate to eat her sandwich and cheese.: What happened?
Me: He jumped up grabbed the cheese and jumped down.,
My mother: What were you doing?
Me: Both hands were on the sandwich.
My mother: Did you steal cheese from your daddy’s plate.
GF: Oh god here it comes. 3, 2, 1
BF puts his front paws on her legs tail wagging.
My mother inviting hIm up on her chair: He can do no wrong. No he can’t.
GF jumping on my lap. Father this silliness has got to stop. Oh god your mother just repeated it.
Me handing her a piece of chicken.
GF: I would rather have chicken then cheese. Yummy. Now more.