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BF "No haircut, no, no!" me translating (haircut day)

Me: You will look so handsome and GF will look beautiful having your hair cut.

BF: Its scary daddy. A stranger with sharp things cutting my hair plus lets be honest daddy GF often looks u

GF: Grrrrr (not fit for family reading)

Me: Just that one time when my mother said to cut the hair as short as possible. She felt bad after.


GF: That was my summer of discontent.

Me: At least you were cool. Plus I didn't make the appointment. And think how short the tail hair will be so poop doesn't stick.

BF: Not the tail noooo.

Me: Hair not tail itself.

BF: Oh still. Scary stranger with sharp thing.


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