Me: You will look so handsome and GF will look beautiful having your hair cut.
BF: Its scary daddy. A stranger with sharp things cutting my hair plus lets be honest daddy GF often looks u
GF: Grrrrr (not fit for family reading)
Me: Just that one time when my mother said to cut the hair as short as possible. She felt bad after.
GF: That was my summer of discontent.
Me: At least you were cool. Plus I didn't make the appointment. And think how short the tail hair will be so poop doesn't stick.
BF: Not the tail noooo.
Me: Hair not tail itself.
BF: Oh still. Scary stranger with sharp thing.