I know you ate half the chocolate chip cookies that my mother bought and put on the floor in the dining room. Of course when I leave a box of food on the floor she always tells me not to because of you two. Yet she does the same.
You know you cannot eat chocolate.
GF: Thats why I was yelling at him to stop.
BF: She was yelling at me to share some.
Really GF? Not buying it.
You will be lucky if you do not get sick.
BF: Your mommy was not mad at me. I thought she would.
GF: How many times must she sing to you "You can do no wrong" before it sinks in? Sheesh.
BF: Don't know. Are you mad at me daddy?
No. You were not the one leaving the box of chocolate chip cookies on the dining room floor.
BF: Does this mean I can have a snack.
GF: Maybe thats pushing it but if he gets a snack I want one too.
NO and NO.