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Bigfoot is Real Y'all!

I mean, ABC News is giving it coverage so check this out! Blurry camera footage! Supposedly 100+ DNA samples! A Glamour Shot of the "scientist" backing up this claim (at the 0:26 mark)! A vanity research project bearing the same name as the founder! Oh, and they're not "animals", they're a type of "people". Because you can totally trust a scientist who doesn't know that humans are a type of animal.

Also, now that gay marriage is legal, I think we know the next step on this slippery slope — Sasquatch-Human Marriage Equality!

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