Gay couple asks their long time florist to flower their wedding, florist says 'hell no, Jesus hates gays and so do I’, gay couple rightfully sues for discrimination, Jesus spurs bigot florist to counter sue in His name, she does so because discrimination is bad unless she’s the one doing it.

Another day in America. The real reason I bring this up, though, is to share the delicious servings of sasscake* going on in the comments section. If I could invite any one comments section (other than GT, of course) to a party, it would be these guys.

*Could also be sasspie or sasslasagna, whatever’s your jam.