Check this out, guys:

Slate has a similar article up from yesterday that suggested he could even bankrupt the GOP by following this so-called strategy. (Link here.) Iā€™m so glad this news is breaking, because I was just starting to become sick with worry and now I can vacillate wildly back to maniacal glee. I hate this election cycle.

*title credit to The Slot, of course!

ETA to all those replying that Kinja is Kinja-ing and I seem unable to star anybody...