This tweet thread deserves its own post because it’s still ongoing.

For anyone who doesn’t want to read through the whole thing and just wants to look at pictures of the awkward situation, this pigeon flew into this guy’s apartment. He moved it to the bathroom while trying to call a bird store about WTF to do about it because he’s getting very little help elsewhere, but then it flew away out the window, so he was done with it and moved on with his life.

Then, the next day, it flew back into the kitchen.


It has a tag, and they located the owner. But the bird seems all like, “Whateva, I do what I want!” And now I guess it’s living in the bathroom again because the store closed before the guy could get there with the bird.

I need to know how this ends.