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I started the pill again two weeks ago....and it is not pleasant.


I was really looking forward to baby-free worry-free sex, but no such luck. It's really hard to be in the mood when my giant boobs (seriously, I was already a DD, what do I do now?) are also incredibly itchy. Like I am about to scratch my nipples off levels of itchy. I was also looking forward to less horrible periods, but now I'm just always bleeding. My face is like pimple nursery. Also I've been craving beef something fierce...and I don't even like red meat. I would literally kill for some smoked beef brisket smothered in BBQ sauce. I don't even like beef brisket.

I'm thinking about calling my gyno and asking for an earlier follow-up appointment BECAUSE THIS ITCHING IS KILLING ME. I've never had it happen on any other birth control.

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