My birthday present was a session with my tattoo artist to get my arm touched up. I added a little piece on the underside as well.

Hurt

Like

A

Goddamn

Son

Of

A

BISCUIT.

People told me the underarm area was especially tender. No, I said. I'll be fine, I said. I used to get my ears pierced FOR FUN, I said.

I was so, so very wrong. I was but a wee babe when I sat down in the chair. This tattoo then made me into a weathered, world weary, grown ass adult. Okay, that might be a bit hyperbolic, but yeah, it hurt.

Feel free to share tattoo stories or photos in comments! Or just laugh at me for bein a big ol' baby in terms of pain.