I’m playing a really fun game right now. It’s called PMS or Death, where you try to decide if what you’re feeling is a cramp because your period is about to start or if the ovarian cyst that ruptured on Sunday suddenly started actively bleeding again and you need to go to the ER.

AND I have the WTF Periods expansion pack, which makes your period just a little off-schedule for two months beforehand and then gives you an IUD one month in advance so that instead of a very predictable period, you have a 3-day window for the start date and absolutely no idea what it’s going to look like. Heavy period? No period? Somewhere in between? It’s anybody’s guess!

Such fun! This game will be great at parties!

(Seriously though, I’m like 97% sure that I’m fine. It hurts only a tiny fraction of what it was like when it started bleeding the first time, and the crampy feeling is coming and going, which lends credence to the theory that it’s just cramps. Plus if it were bleeding, I wouldn’t actually die unless something crazy happened. And yes, I promise I’ll go back to the ER if it starts really really hurting again. I just wanted to complain about how my body is being mean to me right now.)