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The last child to use my womb just called me to say he loved me and thanks for the last eighteen years.


I was fine when he left on Tuesday, happy and excited for him. This tender hearted, awesome, brilliant boy moved into his dorm room today, and then took the time to call his mama and say thank you. Now...I'M SO LONESOME FOR HANKY. I need jokes and funny videos. And a hot bath. And a Xanax. MY BABY!

ETA- God, that picture is enormous. Sorry y'all. He would kill me.

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