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It's Christmastime, and that means endless commercials for the Jane Seymour "Boobs and Butts" jewelry collection, shilled to you by Kay.

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Seriously, boobs and butt, amirite? That's all I see when I see those damn things advertised is a cartoon set of boobs and butt. And Christmas and Valentine's Day is apparently prime time for giving your female significant other jewelry that looks like boobs and butt.

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Already, I'm wanting to throw stuff at my tv.

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