I'm bored. I've got stuff to do, like update my CV so that I can start keeping that updated, reading for school, grading my students' papers, and doing the dishes.

But I don't want to. So I just spent the last hour starting up a new poem, in the form of a rap battle between Beowulf and King Arthur (with William the Conqueror crashing the party) because BORED.

What are you all doing with your bored selves?

Gifs, for amusement purposes.