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Bought a new lipstick, life forever changed

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I decided to treat myself for getting the highest grade in the class on my A&P II respiratory system exam (hell to the yes), so I popped on over to the drugstore and bought a lippie. I didn't know that it would change everything.


I've never really figured out this whole "lipstick" thing. When I was in high school brown lipstick was in style, and then people just straight up didn't wear lipstick for the next ten years. Lipgloss, lipgloss, everywhere! So I never figured out what color lipstick went well with my super pale skin. Nothing worked. As it turns out, that's because I'd never tried purple lipstick. I mean, purple... that's crazy, right? Absolutely nutty.

Purple. It's like I'm seeing the world through new eyes. Rejoice with me, GT!

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