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Bradley Cooper to Play Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy

Hey you nerds, guess what? Your boyfriend Bradley Cooper is going to do the voice of Rocket Raccoon in the Marvel movie Guardians of the Galaxy.

For those of you not familiar with Guardians, they are kind of an intergalactic Dirty Dozen. They are largely space criminals that team up to take out terrifyingly powerful space threats and its super fucking cool. Rocket Raccoon, one of Marvel's weirdest popular characters, is a genetically altered (and cybernetically enhanced, I guess?) Raccoon that was a prison guard in a space insane asylum. He is the heavy weapons expert and the second Earthling on the team (I always loved that he and Earth human Star Lord were always referred to together as Earthlings. Haha, hes a talking raccoon!). Anyway, what do you guys think of the pick?


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