I sometimes get the urge to just start growling. I'm jealous of my cat, she's super good at it.

  • Or just run around screaming.
  • I look at my coworker's butt when he walks by. It's a good butt.
  • Dieting sucks, but I guess being fat with high blood sugars sucks more. Still, I'm hungry as FUCK.
  • My tummy fat is getting jigglier. This is a good thing—it's not as firm, so that means it's getting ready to GTFO.
  • I still want to buy a house.
  • I also want to move to the Pacific Northwest.
  • And have a hobby farm with rescued animals.
  • And a scooter.
  • Apples are good, but not as good as chocolate ganache cake.