I sometimes get the urge to just start growling. I'm jealous of my cat, she's super good at it.
- Or just run around screaming.
- I look at my coworker's butt when he walks by. It's a good butt.
- Dieting sucks, but I guess being fat with high blood sugars sucks more. Still, I'm hungry as FUCK.
- My tummy fat is getting jigglier. This is a good thing—it's not as firm, so that means it's getting ready to GTFO.
- I still want to buy a house.
- I also want to move to the Pacific Northwest.
- And have a hobby farm with rescued animals.
- And a scooter.
- Apples are good, but not as good as chocolate ganache cake.