Most of us Americans are on our way back to work after the long weekend, so what’s for breakfast? If you’re hours ahead of us, what did you have? How did you sleep? Gimme your morning news.

I slept horribly (no surprise). Eventually, because it was 2am, I tore the CPAP off my face and immediately fell asleep. And I slept like a rock for that short period of time. I am so ready to return this stupid machine. I have a coconut milk/strawberry/banana/pineapple smoothie waiting for me, but honestly all I can think about right now is coffee. So much coffee.