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Breaking CNN Terrorist alert re toothpaste

Well there is a travel alert for drumroll please, toothpaste. Yes toothpaste, terrorist experts believe MAY be trying to put explosive toothpaste into planes heading for Sochi. So soon not only will you have to turn over your water bottles but TOOTHPASTE, so I hope you don't carry expensive toothpaste.

Of course Jake Tapper had to ask a question that most certainly will help would be terrorists "is it hard to put explosives into toothpaste".


I hope this is a false alarm yet I have a feeling this will turn into a major annoyance for travelers. I swear terrorists don't have to blow things up, they just devise ways to annoy us.

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