Like I care what anyone thinks of Point Break’s name.
I was just told that “Point Break is a weird and silly name for a girl cat.”
To which my response was:
Like, come on, bro. Let’s be realistic here, it’s a weird and silly name for any cat. Irregardless of gender. But that’s how it’s got to be. You call her Point Break or I jab you with my bony finger. Right in the side. Just under your ribs.
She’s happy though. She’s using the Starship Catturdprise (which is magic and somehow actually contains turd odors!), eating pate and kibbles and receiving many scritches in the bed nearest to the baseboard heater which she seems to like the best so far, likely because warmth.
ETA: He thought I was joking about that being her new name. This came out when I explained that “No, I’m serious that Point Break is her name now. Like, for real for real.”