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BREAKING NEWS: Bobby likes her shoulders scratched!

As some of you may know, Bobby's kind of a huge bish. Until today's discovery, she had only two approved scratching spots: The top of her head and underneath her chin. Scratching any other spot would result in a warning meow and a subsequent bite.

HOWEVER, at about 6:40pm on Thursday, October 3rd, I began scratching her shoulders and she closed her eyes...and...that was it...she didn't yell at me or bite me!


Bobby and I have been together almost a year (her cativersary is just around the corner!), so this is a HUGELY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT!

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