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"Breastaurant" is Now a THING

Yep, that's right, kids — trademarked and everything! And NOT by Hooters, which seems... odd. What does not seem odd is that Hulk Hogan apparently wants to run one of these things. You go, Hulk. And thanks, yahoos working in the federal trademark office! Thank goodness we have you protecting the creative wording for these ta-ta experiences.*


You stay classy, Bikinis.

*And by "experiences" I clearly mean "shitty beer, crappy wings and waitresses encouraged to be humiliated by the patrons."


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