I know. I KNOW. It's an Open House. Most people won't RSVP. But dudes, it's next weekend and I need to order the salmon and buy the Smithwicks. And the difference between 50 people coming to our house and 100 people coming to our house is, like, KINDA A HUGE DIFFERENCE.

Do I make 4 or 5 soda breads? How many loaves of brown bread should I bake? How many lbs of beef for the Guinness skewers? How much potato soup doing I make and freeze? HOW MANY BOTTLES OF HARP AND SMITHWICKS DO I NEED TO BUY?

/End Rant.