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Me? I don’t like babies. Just don’t. I don’t get irritated when they’re in public or expect people to keep them home, I support public breastfeeding, I just don’t like the things. I didn’t enjoy my own kid’s babyhood and am FAR preferring her teenage years. I’ve been babysitting several days a week for friends because they have no one else, and it is not easy. I’ve had to change my clothes twice from spit up, and I still smell like baby all over. That’s right, I don’t even think they smell cute.


So spill.

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