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So a few friends had mentioned an app called Bumble, where ladies get to make first contact.

So I figured, why the hell not?

I downloaded and set up a profile and I’ve had a few connections, which may go somewhere or not. (This is not a high priority for me, tbh.)


And one of my contacts messaged back that after reading my profile (lol why swipe right if you haven’t, bro?) he didn’t think our personalities would get along well because he doesn’t believe in writing anyone off because of who they voted for.

LOL, sorry you feel so defensive of people who vote for rapists, child molesters, homophobes, racists, and nazis, Bro.

I’m sure you’ll survive.

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