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Bumper Stickers where you go "WTF?"

Saw this one at the grocery store today: “Stop Drop and Roll Won’t Help You in Hell.”*

At first I thought there must be some secret Christian anger about fire safety. Like how some people think Girl Scouts are evil since they aren’t “Christian” enough.

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Took me a while to realize it was because you are taught “stop, drop, and roll” when you catch fire and the bumper sticker is going off the idea that hell is literally full of fire.

However, I would like to point out that praying if you are actually on fire will not be nearly as effective as stop, drop, and roll.

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*and yes, there was no punctuation on this bumper sticker

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